Shane Clements: On Being the Greatest

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My head isn't big enough
to fit all these ideas.
Another time
tomorrow perhaps
it will be
an apartment for rent.
Mostly I'm just pushing furniture around
like today
when I dropped my tv down the stairs
for broadcasting my dreams.
It was the one where I
jumped the couch
cause it stole my lunch money.
Dinner was a science experiment
equal parts coffee and pocket lint.
I can't see how laying
in one spot for eight hours is productive
and if you won't stay up with me
don't get mad when you wake
to dicks drawn
all over your face.
This is why I can't have roommates
who can beat me up
which is almost everyone
though I won't admit it.

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