I built sandcastles in the air. I made mountains out of molehills. I put the cart
in front of the horse. I was ashamed. I put my eggs in one bassinet. I let the cat out of
the bag. I bit the hand that fed me and then I bit my tongue. I was out of the frying pan and into
the pyre. I pulled your leg. I wore my heart on my slip. I found my feet. I burned
the candle at both ends. I was honest that time. I was the orange of your eye. I rolled out
the red carpet. I barked up the wrong bottle. I judged a book by its cover. I burnt my
bridges. I had a chip on my elbow. I wasn’t sure what to do. I called the kettle purple.
I cut off my nose to spite my mother. I aired my dirty laundry. I was dead in the water. I held
my breath. I had a bad taste in my mouth. I was a babe in the hood. I made ends meet.
I tied the knot. I took one for the team. I got the ball rolling. I was often alone.
I was a glutton for punishment. I got on my soap dispenser. I often thought about you.
I grabbed the bull by the balls. I was the oldest trick in the book. I was quick
on the trigger. I was high as a kite. I was hung out to flap. I played second fiddle.
I pushed the envelope. I pulled my punches. I faced the music. I ate a Buddy’s Burritos Nacho
Special and then I was where the rubber met the roadie.