Fall '08 TOC
Own a cell phone for each country
What was the purpose of your visit?
Sleep standing up
Leave clothes/books/photos behind like cicada skins
Find as many fat and fluffy cats as you can. Pet them.
Chicken or pasta dinner?
Don’t confuse 2nd husband’s first name with 1st husband’s first name
Buy gum.
Cut hair real short before first plane ride.
U.S. citizen?
Punk red lipstick performs miracles on airlined faces
Will you ever see your grandfather alive again?
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